he has the instincts of a spider. the kind you find in the shower when it starts getting cold outside. just sitting up there in the corner, all its eyes trained on you as you lather your nude body.
Spiders play a critical role in the ecosystem and I let one or two of them stay up in a corner as long as they keep catching moths and aren’t too close to me.
I will never not think “yes i love living with the bugs” people are weird
“Oh actually the SPIDERS will EAT the bugs 🤓” yeah that means there’s bugs in your house, enough to sustain a spider. i’m more of a “no bugs” guy. “Oh theyre harmless” i don’t care how harmless a bug is if it’s flying at my face in bed or I’m stepping on it walking around
Nobody has ever accused Ted Cruz of being intelligent
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he has the instincts of a spider. the kind you find in the shower when it starts getting cold outside. just sitting up there in the corner, all its eyes trained on you as you lather your nude body.
watching with wet eyes.
Spiders play a critical role in the ecosystem and I let one or two of them stay up in a corner as long as they keep catching moths and aren’t too close to me.
Ted Cruz would never help me by eating a moth.
my textbook says a fully matured adult Ted Cruz can eat 6 lbs of moths every day.
Said without cap?
I will never not think “yes i love living with the bugs” people are weird
“Oh actually the SPIDERS will EAT the bugs 🤓” yeah that means there’s bugs in your house, enough to sustain a spider. i’m more of a “no bugs” guy. “Oh theyre harmless” i don’t care how harmless a bug is if it’s flying at my face in bed or I’m stepping on it walking around
just because you don’t see the bugs doesn’t mean they’re not there. in your vents. in your walls. under the carpet. in the attic.
Yeah i know so if you see them it’s WAY too many
better one spider than multiple anything else
I mean fair but tolerating a spider here and there as a solution to a problem I can’t seem to get a handle on isn’t exactly enthusiasm.
Bro, You are consistently one of my favorite commenters!
We need this as a new site tag line with [Ted Cruz] replacing “He”.
lol thanks!
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When Spiderman says his spider senses are tingling this is what he’s talking about