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Stamets to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 1 day ago

Two in one store

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Two in one store

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Stamets to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 1 day ago
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  • @meowMix2525@lemm.ee
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    1•4 hours ago

    This is like when I found out about the Budweiser horses

  • @starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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    13•15 hours ago

    “I need a washing machine”

    GE: Here u go

    “I also need a 30mm hydraulically driven 7 barrel gatling-style autocannon with a rate of fire you can measure in hertz”

    GE: Here u go

    • @B0rax@feddit.org
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      4•12 hours ago

      Could also be Samsung. They also build tanks.

  • Rose
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    2•12 hours ago

    See, America? Gun control is not the end of the world! You can safely implement sensible firearms legislation. You can just move to Some Other Thing after that! It’s not hard!

  • @Yankee_Self_Loader@lemmy.world
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    6•16 hours ago

    That’ll go great with my gallon of PCP

  • @peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world
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    4•15 hours ago

    Wanting and needing a gallon of horse cum are two different things.

    • Prehensile_cloaca
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      4 hours ago

      Third thing: Having a gallon of horse cum

      Costco furiously taking notes

  • @can@sh.itjust.works
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    87•1 day ago

    • @truthfultemporarily@feddit.org
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      81•1 day ago

      Me: I need an AC unit

      Mitsubishi: sure!

      Me: I would also like an orbital launch system, a forklift, a cruise ship, a main battle tank, an air superiority fighter and a nuclear power plant

      Mitsubishi: ur not gonna believe this…

      • keen
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        24•1 day ago

        South Korea has entered the chat

        • @TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone
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          11•16 hours ago

          I need a phone, a custom-made processor, a lithium-ion battery, a liquefied natural gas tanker ship, a life insurance policy and a washing machine.

          Samsung: you’re not going to believe this

        • @ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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          14•1 day ago

          Why have lot company when few company do trick?

      • @yucandu@lemmy.world
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        7•1 day ago

        “I need someone to make an affordable consumer home appliances, and also a nearly indestructible black box containing sensitive avionics data.”

        Honeywell: “Did someone say my name?”

  • @VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    37•1 day ago

    www.ordersemen.com

    appropriate domain name

    • @usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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      9•1 day ago

      Those aren’t e-men at all!

  • @Asafum@feddit.nl
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    17•1 day ago

    “cool, cool, now do you have a semi-automatic pistol that shoots a gallon of horse cum?”

    “I need it for… Reasons…”

    • @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2•5 hours ago

      That’d be any semi auto, provided you aim well.

    • Victor
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      4•13 hours ago

      Holds a gallon of horse cum, and one in the chamber.

    • M137
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      2•12 hours ago

      Also a horse that cums bullets, preferably with one ready to go in the shaft at all times.

  • @aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works
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    16•1 day ago

    Both equally effective in self defense

    • @eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      3•1 day ago

      I was gonna say, you need 16 rounds before reloading for self-defense? Are you Pablo?

      • DominusOfMegadeus
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        5•1 day ago

        Definitely depends on how many plainclothes “ICE agents” are trying to kidnap you

  • @daddycool@lemmy.world
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    8•1 day ago

    I think a gallon is a bit much. It doesn’t taste THAT good.

    • Victor
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      1•13 hours ago

      Maybe it’s not a party of just one.

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