• SuperZutsuki [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    5 months ago

    Lmao, posting my $322 million lawsuit in Craigslist missed connections: “Hey, uh, I saw you and some of your friends(??) at a party and you took all my CDs. Okay, well, you didn’t take them but you copied them all and put them back and, uh, your gonna need to pay me $322 for mental stress. No one knows who you are so you’re gonna have to contact me, though.”