Instead of “shitty movie,” say “acquired taste.”
Instead of “dumb plot,” say “was just having fun.”
Instead of “sequel baiting,” say “worldbuilding.”
Instead of “cash grab,” say “faithful to the source material.”
Instead of “they only did made this so they can sell more toys,” say “multimedia experience.”
“color space is all fucked” - “used rare fujifilm stock”
“can’t see shit” - “realistic lighting”
“cameraman forgot long lens” - “intimate atmosphere”
“cameraman forgot short lens” - “sense of alienation and observer effect”
“Every character is centered” - “Ambitious multiplatform release”
“Everybody mumbles in between explosions” - “Realistic Dialogue”
“can’t hear shit without 7.1 system, or juggling center channel mixer” - “rich sound design” (looking at one mr. nolan getting best sound mixing awards, not typical arthouse gripe though)
Surrealist made me laugh
rewards patience
Redditor with le monocle smirking saying “Upon the fourth viewing you will notice…”
Having just screened the first season of Fargo for blorptube I feel personally attacked. Also you should join us next week on Sunday when we start season 2. It’s a prequel so it doesn’t really matter if you saw the first season.
I honestly could never get into Fargo after Season 1. Season 1 was great but none of the others ever gripped me like the first.
Just make sure you watch the movie before all of it.
Love Fargo!! Top fucking tier
Low budget > Unassuming
instead of “absolute frothy pig shit in a rubber diaper” say “30 minute standing ovation at Cannes”
Trite and derivative, thumbs down.
This is the shit I live for copying to discord
I copied this from discord lol
Love you
Instead of “a steaming pile of shit,” say “a Michael Bay film.”
