Anal sneezing would be worse than anal hiccups.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s, not a Taco Bell… 😂
is that called sharting?
I once met a girl who could relax her asshole, suck in air and fart on command. It was her party trick. I was impressed.
I used to do that as a kid until I shat my pants accidentally
Why’d you stop?
I had a girlfriend who could put a lit cigarette in (just the filter), suck in smoke, and fart out the smoke. I wonder if it was the same girl. Are you from Australia?
Like, how do you even discover you have such a superpower? It’s not every day that you even think of trying something like that.
Play with your butt a lot because it feels good, then eventually you start getting curious about its true capabilities.
True capabilities…
For the last month of his life, James A. Garfield ate everything through his anus. (Ptaszynski)
- TommyJohnsFishSpot, 2025
I knew a guy who can do the same. I can only do it with burping, unfortunately.
I’m 46 years old and until just now I’d never seen or heard the term “anal hiccup.” I hope I never learn anything more about them.
You never butt-chugged air for a faux-fart? You’ve never lived!
Maybe it’s time to start taking baths instead of showers.
I imagine that it would be the same as having gas and farting non-stop.
That is in fact what it was like for me when I started using a lot of garlic powder in my cooking. For some reason I could take it fresh or baked, but not dessicated / powdered. OTOH, being a fan of Blazing Saddles…
Searched for ‘anal’ and ‘hiccough’. Digital insertion came up.
Damn, you got me there
