We’re already on WOKE 2.0.3. Make sure to update, because there was a pretty important security issue that was patched.
CIA Chatbot snuck in there again eh?
Nah, NSA does that. CIA are the
Hey! I thought it would lead to some oil! You seen gas prices lately?
Run!!!
Debian users casually still having to use WOKE 0.9.1 with a gtk2 ui cause theyre stuck in 2010
Nah, that’s a misconception. It’s been upgraded in recent version to a fork of 1.4.22, before the weird trademark rules and proprietary components were introduced.
(It’s not the ESR version, because Eric S. Raymond didn’t want anything to do with woke)
In order to compile this code you need WOKE 1.4.7+ as per dependency requirements
Fuck I was late and they got my fridge, thanks for spreading the word
Ah shit they put Twitter on it didn’t they?
If you’re not on nightly alpha builds are you even a true wokie?
Even if they are doing nightly builds, I’m not wokey at night, I’m sleepey.
In an excess of caution, 4 has been increased to 5.
Thank god for the update. We were stuck on an unstable build for years.
Woke 2.0.2 was CRAZY!
A lot of people here missing the joke that Maga usually writes messages like this, and that this is a parody
And A lot of people seem to be sincerely liking that mess, which is… disconcerting…
It’s entertaining because it’s written to both parody and trigger MAGA, that’s all there is to it.
I can’t enjoy things
Isn’t the flex you think it is.
I’m thrilled that it bothers you. We will keep posting, ty for the encouragement 🤗
i thought emojipastas were more of a young uns thing regardless of politics
The ones that think clap emojis between words help their points are just stupid, not necessarily young.
I didn’t actually realize people still sent copypastas. Like I’ve always seen the filters on messaging and like auto mod stuff, but I’ve never actually seen anyone do it in like 15-20 years now so I actually had stopped enabling those type of filters.
I’m not disappointed about that though, I don’t feel like I’ve lost anything of value.
ITT: people that have never seen these kind of copypastas before. This isnt a unique phenomenon, they go out every holiday and major event. Here is one I got on halloween from a friend:
DICK or TREAT! 🍬 DICK or TREAT! 🍬🙏🏼 GIVE ME 🙏🏼 SOMETHING 😉 GOOD TO EAT! 🐱 👅 😈 Happy HalloWEINER 🎃 all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES 🧛🏻‼️ Now that COCKtober 🗓 has CUM 💦 to an end, the Spookiest 👻 and SLUTTIEST 😈 holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! 🎃‼️ So it’s time ⏰ for all you Bad Bitch 💁🏻♀️Witches 🧙🏻♀️to hop OFF 🙅🏼♀️ that broomstick 🧹 and hop 🔛 this dick! 🌽 Your mans🙋🏽♂️will celebrate 🎉 by MUNCHING 😋 your Laffy Taffy 🍬 and 👆🏼ButterFINGERING👆🏼😂 that PEPPERMINT 😻 PUSSY 😻 until you MOAN 😵 with Almond JOY‼️ SUCKK 🍭 his HARDDD 💪🏾 BLOW 💨 POP until he StarBURSTS 💦 his 🍯 BIT O HONEY 🍯 😈 into your JELLY BELLY! 😱🥰 This SLUT-O-WEEN 🎃 don’t 🙅🏾♀️ be a bore 😴… so make sure ✔️ you DRESS 👠 like a TOTAL 💁🏼♀️ WHORE! 🤸🏼♂️😈 Send 📩 this to 6️⃣9️⃣ HALLOWEEN HOES 👯♀️ before MIDNIGHT 🌚 CUMS or you’ll be CURSED 🌀😱 with a NO 🚫 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 😭😭😭
What in the actual fuck did I just read
Poetry
You think they’ll study us in the future?
Wouldn’t you. We are some weird mother fuckers
Something straight out of 2012
I‘m glad there are still such wordsmiths in this LLM age.
My God this abomination of text should not exist. We have to go back.
Don’t you see? There is no going back! We’re in the thick of it now baby, so buckle up buckaroo cause it’s a bumpy road ahead and where we’re going we don’t need Hitachi wands, but we got 'em anyways!
Oh yeah we’re fucked, I’m buckled in but scared - this ride is wackadoo.
I think the fact that you received this says more about you and your friend than it does about the state-of-the-art in copypasta…
That rage bait reads like a hexbear copypasta
It’s about ten times more intelligent and twenty times more legible than anything a hexbear can write.
You just can’t appreciate the academic and intellectual powerhouse that is an argument backed by pig’s balls with feces.
Well I was dropped on my head a couple times as a child but that’s only because mother is an alcoholic.
I’m sorry to hear about your mother.
You’re giving hexbear too much credit
When I joined I saw some communities on my blocklist. I unblocked them to “give it a chance”. They were on the block for a reason. I’m sorry to have doubted you Mr. Blocklist.
Fuck is a hexbear? Isn’t it a Lemmy instance that no one uses anymore?
Iirc, hexbear is the second or third most active Lemmy instance. Is not as connected because they block and are blocked by a bunch of other instances.
It’s a shittier version of Lemmy.ml which is shittier version reddit with small group of people holding all major subs anyway just like on reddit.
Protect your neck.
>smoke a fat blunt to celebrate the voting outcomes
>text your racist mother thisSplish splosh bitch
discovered my newest stim
Flipping seats that have never been flupped
The parent was the one being blocked, and the child unblocked them long enough to pimp slap them with a text about democrats retaking control of the house and senate.
What we can deduce from this post, is that the parent was a filthy MAGAT, and their child cut contact with them because they were a giant piece of shit; (as in the parent emotionally, physically, and/or sexually abused their child hard enough that when the child became and adult, the blocked the parent from their life.)
I bet Rose still likes to pretend she has no idea why her child cut her off.
In case you missed it, some deductions can also be made from the flag in the parents handle.
I guess the flag indicates she supports Israel, or has been brainwashed by AIPAC propoganda. Is there anything else that flag seems to suggest. I had to look her up to see her account image better, and it’s pure maga trash. “Patriot warriors.”
I bet she would love it if Trump grabbed her by the pussy.
Can also deduce from them saying it was already a difficult day that they still are.
the child unblocked them long enough to pimp slap them with a text
That’s still no excuse for failing to use grammatically correct full sentences and employing vast herds of emoji whose subtext are confusing and tenuous at best.
Like holy hell, that’s a WoT that is exhausting to look at, much less decipher.
If you’re gonna pimp slap a conservative, most will need to be spoon-fed content at a 5th grade level or less, you’re not going to get through to them with the sophistication that typical mid-leftist content has. It’s just too advanced for them, even when broken down and written simply in short sentences.
She’s not trying to get through to her piece of shit mother, she’s trying to piss her off. And it worked very well!
spoon-fed content at a 5th grade level or less
That’s still no excuse for (…) employing vast herds of emoji whose subtext are confusing and tenuous at best
You’ll need to pick one.
Also, their message was clearly conveyed perfectly clearly: 🖕🏾
This is how you deal with a shitty parent, who’s actually the brainwashed one.
Totally. Only non braiwashed people ramble with mix of emoji gibberish and capslock
Satire? No… clearly they must be crazy and really want to eat those babies!
This is absolutely hilarious
Does my inability to read that make me genX?
You say what is on the emoji out loud, unless it’s just illustrating what is immediately around it.
Honestly, that’s not “young people talk”. That is way too complete, I don’t think anybody bellow 30 ever talked in full words like that. This is “old people imitating young talk”.
Millennial here, I read it by skipping over the emojis, as if they didn’t exist, and it was at least as understandable as most other random internet ramblings.
This reads like someone wrote the words and threw it into ai and said, “add a lot of emojis,” and thats what came out
30 dB is barely a whisper, not a bellow.
Socials are wild these days, man. So many shitty parents telling on themselves and not realizing it.
“saying no their vegetables” lol
Looks like she’s just dishing back the troll talk her trashcan mother and her ilk have been subjecting normal Americans to for years…in the name of a felon rapist pedophile traitor.
What the hell is that republican troll style of writing crammed full of emojis? I figured the all caps wasn’t yelling, it was just the 3rd grade style printing “holding the pencil in the fist” level of education making big print familiar. But the emoji stuff is insane. Like they just don’t have the vocabulary and just have to send stick figure drawings to convey their words.
I don’t know the background or family history here… but I am going to bet that mom had it coming… just guessing here
Probably sent one just like that when Trump won the election but it wasn’t abuse when she did it.
MAGAts HATE tasting their own medicine.
