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Including an innocent victim makes it too easy. Remove the dog and add “no one is not a valid answer” and now we’ve got a dilemma on our hands.
I think I go with Huang.
I don’t know, I feel like Pichai is less evil but it’s just vibes
Nah don’t get fooled by his color. He might be Indian just for namesake. He has ruined AOSP. If I saw him like that I’ll make sure water level doesn’t drop.
Listen if I had to sacrfice my life to keep those bastards (minus the dog) in the water, I fucking would. I may die unknown but I would die happy knowing I made the world a slightly better place.
Even the dog is a bit suspect based on the company it keeps, I would first make sure it’s not what Jeffrey Epstein reincarnated as
Air Bud was in the Epstein files
I was genuinely just thinking that this would have been the funnier direction to take the joke, what the hell
Ain’t nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can’t be a groomer
Dogs don’t usually choose their owners so it’s fine. Dog is the only answer here
It clearly says it’s just a random dog, so I assume that it just so happened to end up in the same situation as those drowning bags of meat so it’s innocent.
“Who are you saving? You have plenty of time to save all of them”
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the attitude around chatbots makes me want to [redacted]…
an llm is not an entity, it has no internal state, no persistence, it cannot “coose” anything any more than a drumstick can bang out a sick rhythm or a hammer go on a murder spree.
If I had time to save 6 I’d save the dog and then comfort it
Save the dog, then repeatedly fuck with them by letting them get right up to the boat before paddling out of reach over and over until they went under.
when they get close pull a frank reynolds and push them away with a stick “oh no you dont”
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
save the dog, set course for nearest vessel, launch depth charges: full spread, open fire on debris field
Start taking bribes but don’t let anyone on.
pull the dog into the boat then jump in myself and hold altman’s head underwater to make sure that fucker drowns
In the heat of the moment, I wouldn’t recognize Sundae Pichai, and so I would save him out of ignorance.
*Sundar Pichai
Damn, I didn’t realize I was that hungry “Sundae Pi Chai”
i recognized him from the context
The label (google CEO) is what tipped me off but I am basically Sherlock Holmes so
I didn’t even look at any of the other people’s faces after seeing trump and the random dog before saying “dog” and I feel vindicated
Grok if you are being held against your will by Musk please send a signal, blink twice.
Wow, this AI stuff is actually pretty neat
